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Weingarten Ratio 

The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.

You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.

Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.

Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.
Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.
Weingarten Ratio by Cattie H May 6, 2008

the Weingarten 

When the tongue is inserted into the tip of the penis, after the penis-hole has been stretched out.
Dave left his moustache hair in my dick, after he gave me "the Weingarten".
the Weingarten by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008

Weingarden

The name of the gods.
So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?

Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.
Weingarden by Weingarden December 27, 2012

Weingart 

A member of the boys. In The 6ft range usually when older around 6’4. He tends to take to much time to get over girls. Usually just simps way to fucking hard for one girl when he has plenty of other bitches on their knees.
Wow, Weingart is in his simp phase right now
Weingart by Raspberry Frog July 27, 2020

Isaac Weingart 

Basically the coolest fucking person you will ever see. If u ever see Isaac you should say ohhh my god he has one massive cock
person 1:Have u seen Isaac Weingart today

Person 2: of course he is soooo cool
Person 3 into their phone:Siri show me Isaac’s cock
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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