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Erick is right. Y'all both bitches.
Que weigh?
Weigh by ElWiseOne October 26, 2016

Weigh Anchor 

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.
Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."
Weigh Anchor by PJeigh June 17, 2011

Weigh Money 

When you got so much cash you can't count all of it so you gotta weigh it to see how much you got. Get Weigh Money.
One Million Dollars Weighs 22 Pounds.

When you actually push weight, you make weigh money. Learn About It.
Weigh Money by iGetMoney August 4, 2008
1. A retarded way of asking why though

2. Weighing the dough for baking
1.

Person A: Weigh doe
Person B: Because I said so

2.

Person A: Could you weigh the doe please?
B: Yes, sure
Weigh Doe by WighDough October 11, 2018

weigh hey and up she rises 

It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES

Weigh the ham 

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal
Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....
Weigh the ham by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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