weightroom

see landon guy. landon guys own the weight room to the fullest

why do those landon guys dominate the weightroom so badly?

weightroom by yeaa June 5, 2004

Weightroom Poser

1. Some one who spends 5 to 10 times the amount on their gym attire than they do on their membership.

2. A person who spends 2 to 3 times more talking to people than they do moving weights.

3. Some one who huffs and puffs, grunts and groans while moving bitch weight.

4. A person who intentionally drops or slams dumbells on the floor that weigh less that 50 lbs in order to appear that they are lifting alot of weight.

5. Some one who has no idea what they are doing in the weightroom, and get offended when a seasoned veteran gives them a good piece of advice in order to save them from getting hurt.

6. A skinny guy that cuts the sleeves and the sides off their t-shirt so they can impress the ladies, when in actuallity they look like a 150 lbs of shewed up shit.

(Weightroom Poser) walks into gym wearing an outfit that costs at least $200, spandex pants, shorts, moisture wicking t-shirt, and accessories, generally a high end brand like underarmor, nike, or reebok...this does not include the price of shoes.

(Weightroom Poser) does bench press with 40 lb dumbells, grunts, and after a few reps drops dumbells on floor.

(Meathead) Dude, dropping weights is usually reserved for dumbells that weigh closer to 100 lbs than 20 lbs.

(Poser) Huh?

Weightroom Poser by CommoDick December 21, 2010

football weightroom

in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.

"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."

football weightroom by Judge of All January 26, 2014

The Weight Room 

The Temple. The Meccah of Self Improvement and exaltation to near divinity. The place where all young men (or women) come to make glorious gains. A place of unmatched potential and grace. Hard work is key in the the Weight Room.

Man Im feelin' so stressed....I'm gonna go hit the Weight Room.

The Weight Room by Master Panda36 April 6, 2014

Weight room

Advice/taunt toward a basketball player who consistently gets outrebounded.

*Player A grabs his 20th offensive rebound over Player B
Fans and opposing players (toward player B): Weight room!

Weight room by silkyshyster October 9, 2008

weight room

The office of a typically stupid manager or director. Referred to as the weight room because of the laborious nature of communicating with your moronic, irrational and unreasonable superior. When the meeting is particularly harsh, said meeting is known as maxing out. A quick meeting with only mild psychological damage is referred to as light reps.

To Coworker: Dude, where are you off to?
Reply: To the weight room.
To Coworker: Oh shit, no way! Are you maxing out?
Reply: Nah, hopefully just some light reps.

weight room by CMEN CMEN April 5, 2006

Weight Room Sherpa 

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

Weight Room Sherpa by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016