Gwash 

Gwash is the definition of being a type of weird. When someone calls you gwash it is a way of telling you that whatever you did was unique in a weird way.

Being gwash can sometimes be a good thing, but not always. If you say something that is like a really bad pun then you may be called gwash. Or if you act weirdly you can be called gwash. The only time it may be a good thing is if what you are doing is funny, or what you have said is funny.

Dude that joke was terrible, did you make that yourself? You are so gwash.

Don’t be gwash.

The pose you just pulled was so gwash (hahaha)

The gwashness of your joke was terrible

Gwash by Zimbogirl September 11, 2018

Gwash 

A person, place or thing that is uncool, unpopular, lame or just disliked.

Jerry is gwash, I ain't fucking with him no more.

Your mom's house is gwash let's go to mine.

Your gwash

Your dank is gwash

Gwash by LuckyFuvka November 19, 2019

Gwash 

1. All of the universe combined with one word which can simply define all and all that shall be. Close cousin of the number 42 . Can be used in any event whatever the situation may be, and for any answer will be perfectly acceptable.

2. A philosophical group of people with no actual solid belief or reason (referred to as ''Gwashites''). Can be used as a bullshit answer to what your beliefs actually are if you feel like keeping them to yourself.

1. As angels descended from heaven to deliver fresh pecan pies to a trapeze of anthropomorphic hawaiian shirts, Bobby could only utter one word. ''Gwash''.

2. When asking Janice if she was strictly Jewish she unhesitatingly told me she was Gwash.

Gwash by GforGus October 25, 2010

gwash 

A vagina that has been ejaculated into.

Gareth shot his load into the gwat thus creating a gwash.

gwash by Gareth Ian Jones October 24, 2006

Gwash 

A wash with goo added

Cover the surface with gwash
Example: flowtrol and low luster concrete seal

Gwash by 123 kicksnare December 1, 2020

gashnitzed and gashnizzled 

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

gashnitzed and gashnizzled by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Devious Gash

A woman that is crafty and cunning

Used by Clay in Son's of Anarchy
Tigs - ''Opie sold us out.''
Clay - ''Or ATF wants us to think he did.
That bitch is smart.''
Clay - ''Devious Gash!''

Devious Gash by Henetrator December 28, 2014