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Gwash

Gwash is the definition of being a type of weird. When someone calls you gwash it is a way of telling you that whatever you did was unique in a weird way.

Being gwash can sometimes be a good thing, but not always. If you say something that is like a really bad pun then you may be called gwash. Or if you act weirdly you can be called gwash. The only time it may be a good thing is if what you are doing is funny, or what you have said is funny.
Dude that joke was terrible, did you make that yourself? You are so gwash.

Don’t be gwash.

The pose you just pulled was so gwash (hahaha)

The gwashness of your joke was terrible
by Zimbogirl September 11, 2018
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Gwash

A person, place or thing that is uncool, unpopular, lame or just disliked.
Jerry is gwash, I ain't fucking with him no more.

Your mom's house is gwash let's go to mine.

Your gwash

Your dank is gwash
by LuckyFuvka November 19, 2019
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Gwash

1. All of the universe combined with one word which can simply define all and all that shall be. Close cousin of the number 42 . Can be used in any event whatever the situation may be, and for any answer will be perfectly acceptable.

2. A philosophical group of people with no actual solid belief or reason (referred to as ''Gwashites''). Can be used as a bullshit answer to what your beliefs actually are if you feel like keeping them to yourself.
1. As angels descended from heaven to deliver fresh pecan pies to a trapeze of anthropomorphic hawaiian shirts, Bobby could only utter one word. ''Gwash''.

2. When asking Janice if she was strictly Jewish she unhesitatingly told me she was Gwash.
by GforGus October 25, 2010
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gwash

Gareth shot his load into the gwat thus creating a gwash.
by Gareth Ian Jones October 24, 2006
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Gwash

A wash with goo added
Cover the surface with gwash
Example: flowtrol and low luster concrete seal
by 123 kicksnare December 1, 2020
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gashnitzed and gashnizzled

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020
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Devious Gash

A woman that is crafty and cunning
Used by Clay in Son's of Anarchy
Tigs - ''Opie sold us out.''
Clay - ''Or ATF wants us to think he did.
That bitch is smart.''
Clay - ''Devious Gash!''
by Henetrator December 28, 2014
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