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dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
dick weevil by MrBQ June 30, 2014
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Weedviction Notice 

When you have smoked so much weed in one place and don't want to get up to do anything. Your friends have to serve you with a Weedviction notice
Prowlerace stayed on the couch for hours smoking weed, His friends had to serve him with a Weedviction notice to get him to get up to do something

Bin Weevils 

The next Fortnite. This beautiful game is like club penguin but better.
Guys Call me Stupid But I Think Bin Weevils Is The Next Fortnite
Bin Weevils by LegitMemeulous June 11, 2018

Poon Weevils 

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.
She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.
Poon Weevils by secf October 2, 2008

Weevil hunting with Ianto 

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.
Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

fart weevils 

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.
My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.
fart weevils by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021