Weevis

Neville Longbottem’s ( that might be Draco Malfoy’s we don’t know) long lost identical twin who wears a nightgown, sleep hat, and holds a lantern.

You know the kid who fainted? What was his name? Weevis???

by TEK_09 August 31, 2025

Weevis

Nevill Longbottem’s ( maybe Draco Malfoy we don’t know) long lost identical twin who wears a nightgown, sleeping hat, and holds a lantern.

Who was that kid who fainted? What was his name? Weevis???

by TEK_09 August 31, 2025

Micro Weenis

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.

"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."

by MrBQ June 30, 2014

Bin Weevils

The next Fortnite. This beautiful game is like club penguin but better.

Guys Call me Stupid But I Think Bin Weevils Is The Next Fortnite

by LegitMemeulous June 11, 2018

Weedist

A person who is way into weed; a studious, scholary devotee of marijuana.

Person 1: "Does Royce smoke weed?"
Person 2: "Are you kiddin' me? Royce is just about the most serious weedist I know!"

by Chet von Wilkinson April 25, 2009

the weenis game

the weenis is the skin on the elbow. you cannot feel it when someone touches your weenis. the weenis game is when you and a group of friends go around and try to lick each other's weenises. this is fun, but can be kind of creepy if you lick someones elbow who doesn't know the weenins game. it is fun to play at camps and other group events. it can be played as long as you want, and its about trying to get someone WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. after you lick they're weenis you have to tell them so that they know.

Bob:dude, lets play the weenis game

Jim: okay, sure.

*3 hours later*

Bob: (licks Jim's weenis) haha i just licked your weenis
Jim:shit!!!

by reneee!! March 14, 2011