A squeaky little midget kid with a micropenis. It's not even visable. He uses a dildo when he is angry and gives oral sex to his side hoe. He loves cock.
A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding sessionsoon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
A ritual where the participants, sit down and blaze all Wednesday. Weednesday is announced at noon and everybody is welcome except Bongsucking leeches...
Eirik: Man last weednesday was wicked.
Henrik: Yeah, too bad Pål Got bong sickness and barfed us out of the house.
Eirik + Henrik: We hereby annonuce the weednesday started:
Everybody else: yeah lets get high!
Halvard: Yeah!
Henrik + Eirik: Go home you bongsucking leech!
short from "wedding on the web"
got into general use because of virtual weddings website called wedonweb dot net - weird site where people around the world were getting married online.
from yahoo answers:
- Hey, where I can get marriedonline?
- Just google wedonweb.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.