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A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

weedoration 

Having deep love and respect for WEED CANNABIS

🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
Made up the word from ADORATION
I don’t hide my WEEDORATION for WEED. CANNABIS
weedoration by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019

Weednesday 

A ritual where the participants, sit down and blaze all Wednesday. Weednesday is announced at noon and everybody is welcome except Bongsucking leeches...
Eirik: Man last weednesday was wicked.
Henrik: Yeah, too bad Pål Got bong sickness and barfed us out of the house.

Eirik + Henrik: We hereby annonuce the weednesday started:
Everybody else: yeah lets get high!
Halvard: Yeah!
Henrik + Eirik: Go home you bongsucking leech!
Weednesday by Mr Ragga N`Chips October 8, 2009
An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009

wedonweb 

short from "wedding on the web"
got into general use because of virtual weddings website called wedonweb dot net - weird site where people around the world were getting married online.
from yahoo answers:
- Hey, where I can get married online?
- Just google wedonweb.
wedonweb by Cool_Disfunction December 21, 2015
(verb) To kill off the most lovable b-list characters in your movies / tv shows.
Firefly: Wash, Shepard
Avengers: Agent Coulson

"I want to see that movie, but I don't want it to be Whedon'd."
whedon by BJammin October 14, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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