Weediction 

Slight, but socially acceptable addiction to smoking weed, or "cannabis"

"3 blunts before breakfast? My man, you might have a weediction."

Weediction by Danthemanimal January 20, 2013

Weedviction Notice 

When you have smoked so much weed in one place and don't want to get up to do anything. Your friends have to serve you with a Weedviction notice

Prowlerace stayed on the couch for hours smoking weed, His friends had to serve him with a Weedviction notice to get him to get up to do something

Weedviction Notice by Prowlerace July 13, 2017

weedcation 

A staycation enhanced by some really good bud.

Dude, I never left the house, but the killer weed I got from the dispensary sent me on a total weedcation.

weedcation by flyingdog October 29, 2009

Weedlationship

n. A relationship that forms focused around marijuana and cannabis culture. Partners in a weedlationship will often only hang out when there is dope to be smoked or when chillin with other stoners who may or may not be in their own weedlationships. Generally, it is uncommon to see members of a weedlationship doing anything other baking or walking somewhere to bake.

The strength of a weedlationship is directly affected by the quantity and quality of the cannabis the partners toke.

After several months of maintaining a strong weedlationship partners may begin to develop a "Weedlink." Symptoms of a Weedlink include: Finishing each others sentences, generating similar mental images when thinking creatively, or mutually agreeing without words that its time for another joint/bowl.

Some Weedlationships may form into fully fledged friendships or "weedships" but this is rare occurrence and will usually only take place when a weedlationship has lasted for many years or if the partners have a large number of mutual friends.

Weedlationships are the truest form of human, social interaction because all that matters to the individuals involved in one, is gettin high.

"We've burned like every day this month, our weedlationship is so strong!"

"Are you two dating?" "Nah, we're just in a weedlationship."

Weedlationship by StonedMason April 9, 2010

Weeducation

For one who wants to blaze to learn how to smoke, roll, grind, chop, sell etc. weed. Also, learn to talk the language of cannabis culture.

A very fun education!

Guy: Yo, wanna smoke a blunt?

Guy: What???

Guy: You need a weeducation

Weeducation by 944thfloor November 20, 2009

Weerection 

An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.

The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".

Joseph woke up with a peerection.

Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!

Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.

Joseph: I like cereal.

Penis Chopper 3000: Chop.

Weerection by Reuben WOLOLO February 20, 2014

Weedization

When you are high and your learn or see something, then forget it , and another time you are high you remember

You i just had the craziest Weedization, there was a guy walking right by us.

Weedization by Smokey Lebron February 16, 2009