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Weerection

An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.

The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".
Joseph woke up with a peerection.

Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!

Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.

Joseph: I like cereal.

Penis Chopper 3000: Chop.
by Reuben WOLOLO February 20, 2014
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peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."
by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010
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wikerection

When one is aroused due to the content of a wikipedia page whilst surfing the interweb for splendid information.
Isaac: That information on the interweb sure is splendid!
Donahue: Yes, sir. And it gave me one hell of a wikerection.
by Isaac/Ashley February 1, 2008
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Reerection

The ressurection of the erection.
John: Dude, I just saw pictures of Barbara Streisand and totally lost my boner. Then I looked up pictures of Cheryl Cole just to get it up again!
Dave: Yeah, I've had that. That's called a reerection!
by WoodyWoodWood October 18, 2010
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Beerection

The feeling of almost-sexual excitement you get when hearing of a new beer that you sense might just blow your mind.
When Katka told me that my favorite brewery had released a limited edition Double IPA, I got a raging beerection.
by beerbroChris March 8, 2013
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deerection

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.
"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"
by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011
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Peerection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.
A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
by Pimperator July 17, 2005
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