2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

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if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

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duck wearing a wonderbra

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

duck wearing a wonderbra by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

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wearing socks

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).

Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.

wearing socks by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018

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wearing them loose

When a woman is wearing them loose this means that she is not wearing a bra.

Kathy was wearing them loose when we went out last night. Each was a real handfull

wearing them loose by Cranberry Bob December 29, 2019

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Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.

Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?

Wearing the juice by Alessus November 29, 2010

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Wearing Shirt

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.

There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.

Wearing Shirt by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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