weasal 

some pathetic type that always tries to hard and always fails in his/her quest in life.
also can be seen as a useless creature good for nothing.

damm man that weasaly bitch flopped again.

weasal by G-Man May 7, 2005

Weasal Dick 

Adj. a name to decribe someone who irritates the hell out of you, or someone who pisses you off.

John is a real weasal dick. That guy is a weasal dick.

Weasal Dick by theman1694 April 17, 2010

weasal-monkey 

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.

weasal-monkey by Keta April 19, 2003

van weasal 

a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.

van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!

"the van weasal got out to get the boss some rolls today"

van weasal by Raqeul October 12, 2007

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

George Weasley 

The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.

George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
George Weasley: Mischief managed.

George Weasley by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014

weasel-foot 

a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.

"If you weren't such a fucking weasel-foot, you'd fucking understand!"

weasel-foot by JFrag November 2, 2007