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Weasal Dick
Weasal Dick by theman1694 April 17, 2010
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weasal • Weasal Dick • weasal-monkey • van weasal • weasel • weaseling • Weasel Dick • weasel words • weaselboy • weaselette
weasal-monkey
A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.
weasal-monkey by Keta April 19, 2003
van weasal
a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.
van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
van weasal by Raqeul October 12, 2007
Brain-Weasels
Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.
I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.
Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015
George Weasley
The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.
George Weasley by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014
weasel-foot
a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.
weasel-foot by JFrag November 2, 2007
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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