wettening

The act of making something wet.

"Its quite crusty down there, it might need wettening up"

by bajaha mmm hmm March 13, 2009

wettening

Something or someone that is so sexually appealing that your sexual organ(s) get wet

his firm looking ass cheeks are wettening

by shafayat March 8, 2017

Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.

When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.

by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

by Never witter July 26, 2010

Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

Nut Weakening

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.

“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”

by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

Weening

A corrupted version of winning, this is a common practice among Wannabe Trolls, Pussies, or members of someone's Personal Army.
Those who participate on weening are called Weens, this is the cause of how people attempt to piss off anyone and try to "win" the best "troll" of the world. Even if they actually "successful", they're still losers behind the keyboard.
The prime examples are Logan Roof / Icemen, Chris-Chan Prank Callers, Edgelords, and people who mock Autistic people who are truly Innocent.

"I saw someone trying to troll a famous person who is just controversial, they even doxx his family and address showing Weening is a thing. It's just something a loser can do."

by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022