Wattles 

One who is characterized by a chronic addiction to Pepsi, Myspace, and porn. Is often assumed to be a mentally retarded pedophile. Physically unimpressive: concave chest, pimply bony face, frazzled unwashed hair, and no ass whatsoever.

Hey, look at that douchebag over there drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi and ogling those 8th graders! He is such a Wattles

Wattles by AJ the Vag December 17, 2008

Watties 

description of impressive, perhaps awe inspiring breasts on a woman.

pair of breasts strole past
Tommy: WATTIES!

Watties by NblockYork March 9, 2010

wattless 

Thick. Dimmer than a lightbulb without power.

'Joey is a dinlow'
'Nah man, worse than, he's totally wattless!'

wattless by lively February 28, 2008

Willacoochee Wattle Snake 

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.

Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.

Willacoochee Wattle Snake by Milk Snake April 24, 2014

Willy wattle 

Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag

He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle

Willy wattle by Elab September 13, 2016

watless

Stupid, has no common sense

That boy is so watless

watless by louizas November 8, 2007

wattle 

1. The red skin hanging from a turkey's neck/throat.
2. A male cameltoe.

1. That turkey had a large wattle.
2. Damn. That guy needs to stop wearing such tight clothes! Didn't you see his wattle?

wattle by Banghead November 9, 2003