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Waterlazy 

It is when you are feeling lazy to go into the bathroom
I feel waterlazy today, the water is too cold
Waterlazy by Mayor the great February 29, 2024
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ugandan waterway

When an African male pisses inside a girls mouth forcing her to vomit into the males mouth where the urine and vomit mix. The male then holds it in his mouth and spits it all over the girls vagina and proceeds to eat her out.
Dude, Mike gave that girl a Ugandan Waterway last night for her birthday
ugandan waterway by Dadboner13 February 11, 2014

waterbaby 

1 n. a person who loves the ocean, swimming, etc.

2 n. a person under the zodiac sign of Aquarius; an Aquarian.

3 n. an infant who dies by drowning.
1. "He just bought a little place on the waterfront...he's such a waterbaby."

2. "She's a waterbaby, so she'll go perfect with me being a Leo."

3. "It's so sad...what a sweet child to die a waterbaby."
waterbaby by Haley December 21, 2003
A very rare bird known to be located in the Amazon. Its sufficticated smooth silk coat allows it to glide ontop of water surrfaces while still being able to keep flight. These animals are on the endangered species list.
Billy asked what a waterjay was and I told him to fuck off!
Waterjay by Dudley DoRight December 9, 2008
"waterly" used to describe a person, formerly a "drinker" - someone who drank alcohol - who latterly imbibes water, to avoid the obvious intoxicating effects of alcoholic beverages.
"Can I get you a drink?" "Just a water, thanks. I'm a waterly."
waterly by wildlyhyperbolic May 14, 2016

waterway car wash 

Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass
That dude works at waterway car wash, poor dude
waterway car wash by Lizzoeater6969 February 15, 2020

waterlized 

A made up word for a watered down drink. Usually used by a dumbass.
Jeff: man, I put too much ice in my drink.
Cameron: yeah, it looks waterlized, hyuck!
waterlized by Moistmilph69 December 7, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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