Haley's definitions

Skank Banger

A male who is attracted females who tend to be overly skanky.

What a skank banger that Ross is!

by Haley November 19, 2003

wastard

wang/bastard, made by ms vicki wang

you are one huge mother wastard

by Haley July 15, 2003

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

by Haley November 22, 2003

Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

by haley March 8, 2005

Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005

Indy L

Is the sexiest Mofo in the world! If you see him Bang him if U Get A chance!,Hes a sex God!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wanna fuck Indy L!

by Haley February 22, 2005