waterly 

"waterly" used to describe a person, formerly a "drinker" - someone who drank alcohol - who latterly imbibes water, to avoid the obvious intoxicating effects of alcoholic beverages.

"Can I get you a drink?" "Just a water, thanks. I'm a waterly."

waterly by wildlyhyperbolic May 14, 2016

waterlemoan 

The high-pitched moan of pleasure one releases whilst performing the joyous act of lemon shoveling.

Person 1: wtf was that noise Michael??
Person 2: oh that was probably just me waterlemoaning... sorry I’ve been really into lemon shoveling lately. Go back to sleep now Michael.

waterlemoan by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

waterlemon 

A toddler's pronunciation of watermelon!

The toddler liked to say "Ooo baby samwich, a waterlemonto eat, my favorite!"

waterlemon by Starchylde July 9, 2016

watery tart 

A dirty tampon.

Also, as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

watery tart by bretney November 27, 2006

watery smile 

A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile

She gave him a watery smile.

watery smile by anonymous.freebird June 25, 2018

waterloo turkey wing 

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.

Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

waterloo turkey wing by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013

University of Waterloo

(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")

If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.

In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.

"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)

University of Waterloo by PrehistoricFish April 30, 2022