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waterbottle girl 

that girl who constantly talks about doctor who and wears old lady sweaters. called water bottle girls because they always carry along a waterbottle with them also identified by there love of tumblr and the hunger games
girl:OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW LEGEND OF KORRA?
girl2:NO I WAS TO BUSY NOT COMBING MY HAIR AND READING HARRY POTTER
waterbottle girl
waterbottle girl by Emrsanic September 24, 2014

Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.
Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.

waterbottle porn 

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex
"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"
waterbottle porn by chairman85 December 26, 2020

waterbottle

A container holding a delicious, orgasmic drink.
In my waterbottle is peach ice tea.
waterbottle by Cheyanne&Sam July 11, 2011

waterbottle

the only food every white bitch on a diet eats.
hey courtney whats for dinner
a waterbottle im on a diet
waterbottle by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Attraction to WaterBottles 

When a freakazoid thinks waterbottles are hot
Me: you are one of my very good friends and I respect you

Luke(a freakazoid): I have an attraction to waterbottles

Me: die
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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