givemehead5's definitions

karen

thats stupid bitch in the back of the walmart that yells at the badass 5 year olds like unwrap candy lick it and put it back.

mommy this strange lady just yelled at me
mom:damn it karen

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

belt

a fun little tool dads like to use on their children as a form of discipline

okay jerry get the belt

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

pancake

every 13-year old that wears high waisted shorts and a crop top every single day in the middle of December

ew look at Emily shes such a pancake

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

anal beads for the toe

anal beads for the toe

hey jamie guess what i got on amazon
what is it blake?
anal beads for the toe

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

table

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

dick and ball torture

a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have

okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019