Water-hose 

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

Water-hose by Habouz August 27, 2018

water hose whore 

A betie that the whole fire dept plows on the regular. Her lips are bootbeyed with bobos and she claims to be a good girl.

Mais popchock is all monyead because that water hose whore didnt want to play with his root.

water hose whore by choooolookatem May 28, 2016

Human Water Hose 

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

Human Water Hose by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

The Water Hose by isaboble August 8, 2022

Wisconsin Water Hose

A Wisconsin Water Hose occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind and she starts to shit diarrhea; you then cover her anus with the index finger making shit squirt out similar to a water hose.

Mallory had indian food and while getting pounded she started to shit diarrhea, so Daniel gave her a "Wisconsin Water Hose".

Wisconsin Water Hose by n00bicle January 12, 2012

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

Siamese Water Hose by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

Town Water Hose 

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

Town Water Hose by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025