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Water Board 

1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.

2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.
Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.
Water Board by Balki Bartokomouth February 22, 2014
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Portuguese Water Board 

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!
Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

Golden water board 

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board
Golden water board by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

Taco Bell water board 

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that

squirt water boarding 

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!

Water Boarded

When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared
"Dude what happened to your face?!"

"I almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me."
Water Boarded by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011

Water Boarded

When you are eating out a woman and she squirts in your mouth or on your face.
I was eating out this girl last night and she water boarded me! That is my type of interrogation.
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