1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.
2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.
2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.
Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.
by Balki Bartokomouth February 22, 2014
Get the Water Board mug.A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!
Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!
by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011
Get the Portuguese Water Board mug.When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
Get the Golden water board mug.Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
Get the Taco Bell water board mug.When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.
Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016
Get the squirt water boarding mug.When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared
by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011
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