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Waterboarded

When you're on the bottom in a 69 position with your woman and she pees on you.......filling up you entire nasal sinuses.
Dude, my girl came so hard last night that she waterboarded me. I felt like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
Waterboarded by Lordosis July 24, 2012
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waterboarded

Taking a woman from behind in the shower while her head is under the flow of water, when you are close to ejaculation, pull her hair back swiftly so her head tilts back and her mouth opens. This will give her the impression of drowing, which will cause convulsions. Which will cause her vaginal, or anal, muscles to contract giving you more please and a sustained orgasm.
She was in the shower, so I nipped in, slipped in for an easy pink and on me vinegar stroke I waterboarded that bitch!
waterboarded by waterboarder February 5, 2009

waterboarded

like you've been gagged... but better. innovative as shit. implies someone asserting dominance over you or simply mogging your existence.
P: "im gagged"
M: "no, you've been waterboarded"

Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.
Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.
Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Kentucky Waterboarding 

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.
I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

verbal waterboarding 

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.
I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.
verbal waterboarding by GrapeofWrath71 September 24, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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