Waterboarded

When you're on the bottom in a 69 position with your woman and she pees on you.......filling up you entire nasal sinuses.

Dude, my girl came so hard last night that she waterboarded me. I felt like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

by Lordosis July 24, 2012

waterboarded

Taking a woman from behind in the shower while her head is under the flow of water, when you are close to ejaculation, pull her hair back swiftly so her head tilts back and her mouth opens. This will give her the impression of drowing, which will cause convulsions. Which will cause her vaginal, or anal, muscles to contract giving you more please and a sustained orgasm.

She was in the shower, so I nipped in, slipped in for an easy pink and on me vinegar stroke I waterboarded that bitch!

by waterboarder February 5, 2009

Chocolate waterboard

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Kentucky Waterboarding

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

verbal waterboarding

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.

I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

by GrapeofWrath71 September 24, 2013

waterboarding sex

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.

Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017