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Wastin gas 

Cruisin up and down the boulevard. Your not really goin anywhere, just goin slow up and down the road, wastin gas.
"Im wastin gas, aka just cruisin,
chasin ass, lookin for broads for bruisin"- C-mizzle
Wastin gas by C-mizzle July 27, 2005

you wastin my minutes

for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please
you wastin my minutes by HHH April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on March 1, 2009

you wastin; my free txts 

when someone sends a short word txt to you even though u have free txt
sent: im sorry i cnt go out 2day i have 2 work

recieved: o

sent: ugh you wastin; my free txts wit that shit

you wastin my minutes

when your mom or a needy ex calls and don't want to talk to them. it's simple and get's the point across without feeling like an ass after.
"i would love to sit and talk about why i'm not home/why $50 is missing out of your purse/why there was an ovulation test in the trash/how much you want me back/why you should not kill yourself, but you wastin my minutes.

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.
"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"