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hamilton-wason 

The act of combining wolfbagging & felching, involving a third party for the felching act...the third part is referred to as the "milk retriever"
Guy: I totally hamilton-wason'd my girl last night.
Friend: Excellent! Who was milk retriever?
Guy: It was her sister in law, Emily....
Friend: DAMN...Awesome!
hamilton-wason by moneyshot781 January 26, 2011
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Kris Wason 

A guy from my high school who: a) has too poor taste to possibly be gay, and b) isn't nice enough to be retarded.
Kris Wason by Arie June 11, 2006

Yatin wason 

A guy who has a really huge dick like really really huge
Wow that guy is Yatin wason !!!
Yatin wason by Sweets696969 November 23, 2021

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! 

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.
A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:

“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.
Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!
band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

that wasn't very cash money of you 

the phrase is used when someone just pulled a dick move. being cash money means being cool and chill, so not being cash money implies the person is being a huge ass, or just fucked up.
yo, did you just throw my beer? that wasn't very cash money of you
hey man that wasn't very cash money of you
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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