Wasnte 

Wasn't + he = Wasnte

Exhibit A: holy these new shoes that John bought yesterday!
Exhibit B: Wasnte buying them from *Trash shoes shop* tho?

Wasnte by Redditor125790 April 26, 2018

Whether we wanted it or not 

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

Zavala:"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."

Whether we wanted it or not by Oofpacitomos November 20, 2019

ciao wasted 

an italian term: ciao (meaning hi in this case) wasted, meaning smashed.

Sandra: Yo he's so smashed...
Alessio: CIAO WASTED!!
Nick: Mmmm...

ciao wasted by italianwop September 24, 2009

flame wasted

Wasted beyond belief. Number one cause of girls kissing girls and can lead anyone to basically go nuts.

Liz drank 2 beers and 2 shots and got flame wasted because she's a girl and girls can't drink as much as guys.

flame wasted by LizIsLiz March 26, 2012

Doosh waste 

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

Doosh waste by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? by mnbjkl January 25, 2021

waste of bungwipe 

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

waste of bungwipe by Telephony January 17, 2012