oh my dod u futting wanter

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

I'm thirsty but idk what to get to drink since I don't wanter.

Usual phrases heard from a wanter:

gimme gimme gimme

can i have one, pllllllease?

can i keep this?

can i borrow this?

come on just let have this?

do you have a doller?

i wont be your friend

oh, buy me this so i can remember you
gimme

you don't need that so can i have it?

if you dont let me keep this i wont be your friend.




you get the idea