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modern warefare 2 

An error in spelling, usually spelt by noobs.
modern warefare 2 by OXYN January 23, 2010
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Hop On Neo Warefare 

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.
"Hey man, wanna hop on neo warefare later?"
"Sure, i just have to wait until my mom goes to sleep."
Hop On Neo Warefare by V1stinks February 19, 2021

Wareham, Massachusetts. 

A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.
Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.

Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
A small town that lies right off the cape. Onset is one of the most popular tourist attractions in town, along with Water Wizz. Wareham is known to never back down from a fight and is feared by surrounding towns. Overall Wareham is a fairly nice town. Many alternate meanings of words are originated here including guido, Cumbys blow jobs, Hesster the Molester, and many more. Hess is the most common place to find groups of teenagers who have nothing better to do than sit in the parking lot and cause ruckus.
Human 1: Aye, you wanna go to Wareham?
Human 2: Aye, you wanna actually do something with our lives?
Wareham by Matthoo27! March 16, 2009

Josh Wareham 

Complete and utter awesomeness.
Pinnacle of everything awesome.
That movie is so Josh Wareham.
Josh Wareham by Not Josh Wareham March 25, 2005

call of duty: modern warefare 2 

1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits

2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game

3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects

4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D
Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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