An amazing person who is super hot, loves a super hot girl, and has an amazing family. They will have good luck and get whatever they want at 18 guarenteed
A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.
Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
A small town that lies right off the cape. Onset is one of the most popular tourist attractions in town, along with Water Wizz. Wareham is known to never back down from a fight and is feared by surrounding towns. Overall Wareham is a fairly nice town. Many alternate meanings of words are originated here including guido, Cumbys blow jobs, Hesster the Molester, and many more. Hess is the most common place to find groups of teenagers who have nothing better to do than sit in the parking lot and cause ruckus.
Human 1: Aye, you wanna go to Wareham?
Human 2: Aye, you wannaactually do something with our lives?
1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits
2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game
3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects
4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D
Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.