Wapkin 

An item used to clean up after "wacking off". Items can include but are not limited to napkins, paper towels, hand towels, socks, T-shirts, random scraps of junk mail, your underwear, your partners underwear, couch cushions, and your Halloween costume from 2 years ago.

I didn't plan ahead before I started wacking off, so I had to use my shirt as a wapkin to clean up after I finished.

Wapkin by TheBookWorm316 October 23, 2017

Walking Dead Zone 

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

Walking Dead Zone by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

mud walking 

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

mud walking by celly.sal December 7, 2017

waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

walking Google 

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

walking Google by pleinaire April 3, 2016

Walking Linkedin 

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

Walking Linkedin by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

spider walking 

A type of bdsm play were one partner is tied up and deprived of normal senses
Eg. Blindfolded, ear plugs, gagged

They are left for a period of time for their senses to get used to it then the other partner comes back at any unknown time, light touches will give extra pleasure. Even if not in a particularly sexual area. Causes more intense orgasms and pleasure

My boyfriend and I tried spider walking last night and holy crap

spider walking by Doritoswithoutovens March 8, 2018