whanksgiving

the cooler version of thanksgiving that lasts 2 days instead of one. June 29-30

what's your favorite food to eat during whanksgiving?

by whankfulwhankers July 1, 2011

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

by Edzone November 28, 2011

Wanksgiving

A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.

Cam: Did you have a happy Wanksgiving?

Ricky: Yeah dude I was so bored I wanked 11 times total

by RickSauuce November 30, 2010

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...

by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving walk

The walk you go on with your cousins during Thanksgiving to get away from the rest of the family and get high off marijuana.

Cousin 1: Hey, where are you two going?
Cousin 2: Oh, we're going on the Thanksgiving walk, want to join?

by Teddiplier September 28, 2020

Sexual ThanksGiving

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.

Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!

by I got you back July 13, 2009

Thanksgiving orphan

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008