wanghandler

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

by Noodles February 19, 2003

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Wangfangler

Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.

That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.

by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013

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WANGFANGLER

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.

That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.

by MisterWraith May 21, 2013

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When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.

Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.

by geederd December 12, 2021

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