wanghandler 

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

wanghandler by Noodles February 19, 2003

Wangfangler 

Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.

That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.

Wangfangler by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013

WANGFANGLER 

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.

That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.

WANGFANGLER by MisterWraith May 21, 2013

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.

Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.

West Virginia Wangjangler by geederd December 12, 2021

Wankhandle 

(Noun) A person of limited or nil ability, talent or usefulness. Derived from a derogatory term for the penis.

'See that Ed Milliband? A complete wankhandle'

Wankhandle by RoddyFN March 26, 2013

wangdangler 

wang - penis
dangle - to hang
wangdangler- to expose your penis in public

don be such a wangdangler!

wangdangler by ali babar March 2, 2005

wangdangler 

A nudist beachgoer on a normally non-nudist resort beach.

That wangdangler almost gave my 7 yeard old daughter a heart attack

wangdangler by kelrock December 25, 2005