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Wankfuck 

The act of only inserting just the bellend, (anal or vaginal) and stroking shaft.
“I couldn’t get off during sex because she was like a wizards sleeve, so I had to wankfuck it”
Wankfuck by Stupid Peeps February 17, 2020
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Wankfuck 

A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty
Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"
Wankfuck by robbobobbo April 4, 2011

wankfuck 

A term used in video gaming to exclaim annoyance at yourself or the character in the game.
Missed a penalty shot on a footie game,.. "What a Wankfuck"..
wankfuck by coldmansteve September 16, 2005

wankfuck 

The act of putting your fist inside a fat bitch's fat cunt while fucking it.
Guy 1: "Dude how bout you go fuck your mother..."
Guy 2: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for a wankfuck yo."

wankfuck by dtothaptothax January 26, 2009
The act of placing your eye on another person's protuberance and winking multiple times.
I put my eye on my girl's nipple and began to wink. Despite laughing hysterically, she was not pleased by the winkfuck.
winkfuck by southerngentleman March 29, 2015

wankbucket 

A person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quantity of semen collated in a contained vessel. Typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain.
"Oh you aren't coming out this weekend Sian? FUCKING WANKBUCKET."
wankbucket by sharnormarneee September 2, 2012
This is usually said by very stupid men on first dates. Especially when they're drunk.
Drunk Dude: WanFuck?
Sober Girl: Bitch, no! You're a fuckboi
WanFuck by Lights Out For You February 8, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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