Wankfuck

The act of only inserting just the bellend, (anal or vaginal) and stroking shaft.

“I couldn’t get off during sex because she was like a wizard’s sleeve, so I had to wankfuck it”

by Stupid Peeps February 17, 2020

Wankfuck

A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty

Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"

by robbobobbo April 4, 2011

wankfuck

A term used in video gaming to exclaim annoyance at yourself or the character in the game.

Missed a penalty shot on a footie game,.. "What a Wankfuck"..

by coldmansteve September 16, 2005

wankfuck

The act of putting your fist inside a fat bitch's fat cunt while fucking it.

Guy 1: "Dude how bout you go fuck your mother..."
Guy 2: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for a wankfuck yo."

by dtothaptothax January 26, 2009

winkfuck

The act of placing your eye on another person's protuberance and winking multiple times.

I put my eye on my girl's nipple and began to wink. Despite laughing hysterically, she was not pleased by the winkfuck.

by southerngentleman March 29, 2015

wankbucket

A person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quantity of semen collated in a contained vessel. Typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain.

"Oh you aren't coming out this weekend Sian? FUCKING WANKBUCKET."

by sharnormarneee September 2, 2012

WanFuck

This is usually said by very stupid men on first dates. Especially when they're drunk.

Drunk Dude: WanFuck?
Sober Girl: Bitch, no! You're a fuckboi

by Lights Out For You February 8, 2018