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Wankfuck 

A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty
Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"
Wankfuck by robbobobbo April 4, 2011

wankfuck 

A term used in video gaming to exclaim annoyance at yourself or the character in the game.
Missed a penalty shot on a footie game,.. "What a Wankfuck"..
wankfuck by coldmansteve September 16, 2005

wankfuck 

The act of putting your fist inside a fat bitch's fat cunt while fucking it.
Guy 1: "Dude how bout you go fuck your mother..."
Guy 2: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for a wankfuck yo."
wankfuck by dtothaptothax January 26, 2009
The act of placing your eye on another person's protuberance and winking multiple times.
I put my eye on my girl's nipple and began to wink. Despite laughing hysterically, she was not pleased by the winkfuck.
winkfuck by southerngentleman March 29, 2015

wankbucket 

A person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quantity of semen collated in a contained vessel. Typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain.
"Oh you aren't coming out this weekend Sian? FUCKING WANKBUCKET."
wankbucket by sharnormarneee September 2, 2012
This is usually said by very stupid men on first dates. Especially when they're drunk.
Drunk Dude: WanFuck?
Sober Girl: Bitch, no! You're a fuckboi
WanFuck by Lights Out For You February 8, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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