Wank-Stains 

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

Wank-Stains by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

wank stain 

A person who is a complete and uter twat!!

"Fuck u bill, your such a fucking wank stain!"

wank stain by clarky-05 April 9, 2005

Wank stain 

a jizz stain on clothes or furniture

Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains

Wank stain by L-dizzle October 24, 2004

rusty wank stain 

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

rusty wank stain by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

wank stain 

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

wank stain by Matt August 14, 2003

wank-stain 

A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.

"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."

wank-stain by James McLean July 1, 2002

wank stain 

Used as an insult.
But also a cum/semen stain.

What a wank stain

wank stain by Gspong March 16, 2003