Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 05, 2018

wank stain

A person who is a complete and uter twat!!

"Fuck u bill, your such a fucking wank stain!"

by clarky-05 April 09, 2005

Wank stain

a jizz stain on clothes or furniture

Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains

by L-dizzle October 24, 2004

wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

by Matt August 14, 2003

wank-stain

A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.

"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."

by James McLean July 02, 2002

wank stain

Used as an insult.
But also a cum/semen stain.

What a wank stain

by Gspong March 16, 2003

wank stain

Insult: 1.used to show annoyance at someone. some one who just wont go away no matter how hard you scrub.

'he was being such a fucking wank stain it was unbelievable'

by Daveyboy March 22, 2004