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Wank worthy 

Something e.g porn, photo, video etc. which is good enough for someone to use to masturbate.
She looks hot in that facebook photo, it's totally wank worthy.
Wank worthy by GPSK December 31, 2008

Wank Worthy 

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

Wank Worthy 

When something is utterly amazing or beautiful
" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"

Or

"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"
Wank Worthy by Ezdawgtucks May 8, 2015

Wank-Worthy 

Wank-worthy - adjective, to describe a female who has particular sexual potential or of sexual interest.

By definition, it does not come attatched with any stigma or predefined set of values; can apply to any certain individual.

Although it is traditionally used an adjective for females, it can also be used in a generic form, to personify inanimate objects, to denote something that is worthy of particular effort or attention.

Can also be considered a title.
"you seen that lass? phwoar, she's wankworthy"
"you have been deemed Wank-worthy"

WANK-WORTHY 

something that is good enough to flip over and bang, preferrably a subaru impreza or a well fit girl that the closest tou'll come to is tossing over
WANK-WORTHY by BRADLEY FLYNN December 17, 2003

Not Worth a Wank 

To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.

An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?

Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
Not Worth a Wank by Myerpheus April 12, 2012
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