4 definitions by Certified_Swxsh

Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 25, 2022

Chest Cheeks

When thy breasts of a women is as plump as thy cheeks that hang from her booty.

"Ben's mom had very squishy chest cheeks"

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022

Nathan

A short lil cutie that can be kinda moody and a bitch sometimes. What he lacks in personality he makes up for in his HUMUNGOUS JUICY ass. His cake could single handedly solve world hunger. But, he will kick you if you mention anything about his juicy booty. He is that homie that all the homies would rail and finish in. He's definitely got a subatomic cock, but all the schmeat went straight to the bunda. The sheer girth and juiciness alone is enough to give you a no-hand partial.

I'm not gay but if Nathan needs his organs rearranged I'd be more than happy to help out

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022

DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.

fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.

by Certified_Swxsh June 1, 2022