Wank Fiend 

A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone

Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend

Wank Fiend by Dr. Schmedt May 18, 2018

wankfinder 

bluetooth radar employed in airport or other mass transit location / social setting. acceptance of the device connection request means immediate "wanker" status.

getting a connection to an unsuspecting recipient using the "wankfinder" monicur, then quickly sending a piece of priceless filth and having it accepted before they realise their folly.

wankfinder by Alistair Murray February 5, 2007

wankfielded

The step up from Belfeilded tends to happen after a quiet one with a few crates a bottle of vodka and some absinthe you tend to be so drunk that you can't pull not even if you use the Belfield charm....

*Phone rings*

Jack: Hello
Matt: REET

*long pause*

Jack: What you get up to last night?
Matt: Just had a quiet one I was Wankfielded just got out of the hospital now, you coming getting on it?

wankfielded by Belfielded June 22, 2008

wankfield 

A tall skinny very smelly person, who does not resist when force is applied.

Jay, Other tall smelly people

wankfield by Cam Tardi September 24, 2004

Wankfield 

When you walk into a group of guys masturbating and have to traverse across the room

I tried to get my phone from Randy's room, it was a wankfield in there

Wankfield by W M Burger April 19, 2018