wongulated

An object that has been altered, deliberately, or accidental so that it can no longer perform its primary function to a full extent

1. My computer screen is wongulated
2. That football is wongulated (deflated)

by matye March 19, 2008

mongulated

A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.

Derived from the term 'mongrel'.

1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!

2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.

by Vagabond October 8, 2006

wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

Wangulate

To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

by wangski November 18, 2009

mongulated

Being uncoordinated unco

I felt so mongulated when my foot fell asleep and I couldn't walk properly.

by ~AfroDitee~ June 5, 2005

Wangulate

The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.

Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.

by Aztirith January 2, 2009

fongulated

fucked up

This is fongulated.

by meat20 December 11, 2009