wantcock

Another name for wonchop

look at wonchop suck his own penis

by ninja4 February 16, 2005

WankCock

A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.

"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)

by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020

WangCock

1. The disorder or having multiple penuses where there should only be one.
2. A word that you can call someone that pisses u off. (It just rolls right off the tounge)

Lick my balls, WangCock!

by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

wartcock

A dude who has a single or multiple wart(s) on his genitals.

Did you hear about Rob hooking up with that chick? She said he's got a wartcock.

by Stevensmith111 May 13, 2016