Wang Fangle

Dipping your johnson in any substance that will come off on impact, such as paint (if you're brave), chocolate, etc...and slapping someone in the face so that it leaves a print. Preferably the harder the substance to wash off, the better.

That bitch got mouthy in the sack last night so I Wang Fangled her.

by Darklight February 26, 2004

Wangfangler

Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.

That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.

by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013

Wangjangle

Wangjangle is another word for mixing something however it is also an acronym describing how to mix two or more substances perfectly. its stangs for:
Whisk the mixture vigorisly.
Always mix in the edges.
Never give up
Get serious.
Jostle the mixture.
Always mix in the middle.

Never get lazy.
Give it all you've got.
Leave no molecule uncombined.
Enthusiastically end with exuberance.

Wangjangle it untill nicely combined

by JustAnotherRagequit June 22, 2019

WANGFANGLER

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.

That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.

by MisterWraith May 21, 2013

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.

Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.

by geederd December 12, 2021

wangdangle

a "medical" term where the male genitalia is unable to erect, so it just dangles.

"Daddy! Mommy says our neighbor has a wangdangle."

by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005

wangjangle

Rock back and forth while being supported only by your ankles and wrists

Elias wanted to wangjangle upside down in a hammock but Tyloo corrected him - a hammock isn't gonna wangjangle your arms and legs while lowering you softly to the ground

by Wangjangler4LYfe November 13, 2019