Wancashire 

A name given to Lancashire by some people from Yorkshire. It is meant to be rather offensive or used by means of a taunt. This is because the start of the word sounds like wanker. The word is also frequently used in football matches when a Yorkshire side faces a team from Lancashire.

Person in football crowd: " Wancashire wank wank wank... Wancashire wank wank wank..."

Wancashire by randomguy02 September 1, 2013

Lancashire 

County in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc...

he lives in bolton, in lancashire

Lancashire by 000 May 13, 2005

Lancashire shitter 

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

Lancashire shitter by Pete616 April 25, 2011

Lancashire 

winner of the war of the roses

lancashire beat yorkshire in the war of the roses

Lancashire by southy November 20, 2003

Lancashire 

Lancashire is situated in the north-west of England. Its main places include Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley, Preston, and Lancaster.
Okay...so basically its a bit of a dump. The nicer places for example Whalley and Clitheroe had a luckier escape when chavs came around but unfortuatly the others didnt succeed. Lancashire people are considered thick as they have sluggish accents and sound as if they have mental problems (but we really dont =])
Lancashire aint the best place to live, but the northeners that live there couldnt be more proud. I live in Lancshire, and i wouldnt move for the world!

I bloomin' love Lancashire me
I were born here, I were raised here
And I thought I were gonna die here

That's until work come to me and said
We got a new plant down south
your gonna have to move down there for work
To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO!

Well I didn't know what to do for best
So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around
Get some memories
See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee.

I kissed my girl
By PC World
I dropped me crisps
Outside WH Smiths
They chopped down that tree
To build a KFC
Good!

In this Lancashire Town
This Lancashire Town
We both held hands
Outside Matalan's
I tucked in me vest
Outside the old Nat West

I dreamt of Gherkins
Outside Dorothy Perkins
In this Lancashire Town
My Lancashire Town

Lancashire by Emhogsmyspace January 9, 2008

Batting for Lancashire 

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.

Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire

Batting for Lancashire by Tatereater July 10, 2010

Lancashire 

Lancashire, La La La
Lancashire, La La La
Better than yorkshire!

Lancashire is better than you!

Lancashire by Burnley Boy May 5, 2005