Definitions by 000

Lancashire 

County in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc...

he lives in bolton, in lancashire

Lancashire by 000 May 13, 2005

jackleg 

Someone who's just a dummy; a bit of a jackass, one level short of being a TOTAL jackass.

This guy asks who's running for president, I tell him 'Watch the news, jackleg!!'

jackleg by 000 October 20, 2004

take a number 

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

take a number by 000 October 13, 2004

green day 

1) An awesome rock band lead by singer Billie Joe Armstrong that has many hits like When I Come Around, Welcome to Paradise, Basket Case, She, Brain Stew, Time Of Your Life, Warning, Minority, and Don't Wanna Fall In Love
2) A day when you just sit around and do nothing but smoke weed

1) Man, right now I'm listening to a Green Day CD and the songs are awesome!
2) That stoner's has 1 too many green days. He's trippin, man!

green day by 000 March 22, 2004

barenaked ladies 

Awesome Canadaian band...never get any respect because they're not completely mainstream rock...have cool songs like Brian Wilson, If I Had $1000000, Alternative Girlfriend, 1 Week, It's All Been Done, Get In Line, Too Little Too Late, and Pinch Me

BNL are awesome!

barenaked ladies by 000 March 22, 2004

god 

An idol in the sky invented by old men smoking hashish in a cave somewhere in the Middle East.

Damn this hashish eez good Hashmir! Dog is God backwards...hehehehehe....GOD!!! I grovel before you master in the sky..eheheheheeheheh!

god by 000 March 4, 2004

fuckwhore 

Means pretty much the same as fuck and whore separately, but whence put together, they form a word with comparable hate as cuntrag.

The security guard at my school is a fuckwhore!

fuckwhore by 000 February 5, 2004