000's definitions

seahawks

team that has only 2 playoff berths in the last 13 years; usually blows it; however, they kick ass this year

The Seahawks will be good this year, i guarantee it.

by 000 October 16, 2003

Rams

former LA and current St. Louis football team; won the Super Bowl w/ an awesome team a few years ago, but now they suck

The Rams are arrogant bastards.

by 000 October 16, 2003

shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

Los Angeles Clippers

shitty basketball team; used to be in San Diego; only 4 playoff berths in about 30 year history of franchise; never resign any good free agents; no playoff berths since '96; they suck ass

The Clippers owner must be retarded.

by 000 October 20, 2003

Lancashire

County in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc...

he lives in bolton, in lancashire

by 000 May 13, 2005

take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

jackleg

Someone who's just a dummy; a bit of a jackass, one level short of being a TOTAL jackass.

This guy asks who's running for president, I tell him 'Watch the news, jackleg!!'

by 000 October 20, 2004