Wanak 

A deliberate miss pronounciation of the word wanka, in order to give more of an ooomph

Buddy, quit being a wanak!
Your such a f*cking wanak!

Wanak by The part time Queers November 15, 2010

wisdom wank 

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

Sad Wank 

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

Sad Wank by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

cyber danger wank 

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

cyber danger wank by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

wank bollocks 

really bad thing

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks

wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021

Wank Royal 

A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.

Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.

Wank Royal by smackmyass August 27, 2013

wank twist 

Someone who twisted their cock.

John: hey you wank twist!

wank twist by Johnbread January 2, 2021