3 definitions by smackmyass

Spondita

Sexiest girl to ever exist , she is the goddess of passion and love 💕

Ria: isn’t she Spondita

Dia: yes she is the sexiest girl ever !

by smackmyass November 24, 2021

Wank Royal

A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.

Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.

by smackmyass July 18, 2013

Wank Royal

Pronounced:
w-a-n-k rou-elle

A Wank Royal is a fancy name for men loading into a condom

by smackmyass July 18, 2013