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A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.
“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”
by TheCalFan January 01, 2020

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Cal
Cal is coool, epic mod. And is very reliable as friend.
"Dude i just saw a Cal walking by and he was like. SOOO cool."
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by TheCalFan October 05, 2019

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He's like a bruber. He's fresh and epic.
"Bro, someone like Txrtle was nearby and i wanted to help him out."
by TheCalFan October 05, 2019

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