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A wild animal that is half Walrus, half Dolphin.
Man! That Walphin makes some terrifying shits!!
Walphin by Simply Smart August 10, 2009
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Walshing 

Taking a selfie when you have a normally public place all to yourself.
I was walshing on the train again, which never happens at rush hour.
Walshing by SgtJackrum74 April 19, 2019
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The act of assaulting a young whale, or a fat child.
Yesterday I saw some of those activists walping... what hypocrites.
Walping by Whale_Walper June 17, 2016

Walshing it

To be extremely privileged and flaunt it to everyone.
MIKE: Dude I own a brand new Lambo but I want a Bugatti so I'm going to pick one up tomorrow.

ERIC: Fuck your walshing it!!
W-ahl-shun (verb) Origin-Southeastern CT circa April 2007

verb.
1. The act or instance of walshin
2. To engage in an act of foreplay in a public place (i.e. crowded living room, small bathroom etc.)see- finger blast
3. To engage said acts with either:
a: A close Family friend of a member of the house you are currently partying at,
b: A girl whose boyfriend is currently in attendance at the same party in the adjoining room.
c: Any girl who is unable to make conscious decisions
4. To pass or discharge urine on a sofa or love seat which was slept on (by the walsher) the previous night. This is often followed by a swift exit from said location.
5. To hide a pair of boxer shorts (or any undergarments) involved in urination incident in an undisclosed location of friends house.
Oh man i need some poon, im definitly going to be Walshin tonite.

Hey why are the couch cushions wet? some one must have been Walshin last night

I walshed her last night. (past tense)
Walshin by dean9385 December 26, 2008

WalChina 

A nickname for Walmart, the famous store that is at a city near you or that will be coming to a city near you. The place that steals dreams from small local store owners, where people get a job and then have to be subsidized by the local government, the store that people buy goods made in China because they say "we have kids and need to save money" but they are only hurting their own country and their kids future.
I'm headed to Walchina to pick up a 40 packs of TP and a tent full of toys and groceries that will probably be on a recall sometime soon.

Walchina gave $500 to our local school.

WalChina imports around $18 billion in goods from China every year. We let them outsource our way of life, our jobs, and our economy.
WalChina by Buy American! September 9, 2010
A fine mixture of a dolphin and a wolf, Wolphins are high tech animals equipt with a dolphin tale and a wolf head, they naturally reside in the deep deep deep sea of the Black Sea. They have not been discovered yet. Yet. But only few people know the true value of the Wolphins spirit. The Wolphins will take over the world. Hail the Wolphins.
What is this magical creature I am seeing.
"That's a Wolphin"
ALL HAIL THE WOLPHINS
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