Walshin 

W-ahl-shun (verb) Origin-Southeastern CT circa April 2007

verb.
1. The act or instance of walshin
2. To engage in an act of foreplay in a public place (i.e. crowded living room, small bathroom etc.)see- finger blast
3. To engage said acts with either:
a: A close Family friend of a member of the house you are currently partying at,
b: A girl whose boyfriend is currently in attendance at the same party in the adjoining room.
c: Any girl who is unable to make conscious decisions
4. To pass or discharge urine on a sofa or love seat which was slept on (by the walsher) the previous night. This is often followed by a swift exit from said location.
5. To hide a pair of boxer shorts (or any undergarments) involved in urination incident in an undisclosed location of friends house.

Oh man i need some poon, im definitly going to be Walshin tonite.

Hey why are the couch cushions wet? some one must have been Walshin last night

I walshed her last night. (past tense)

Walshin by dean9385 December 26, 2008

walshin 

W-ahl-shun (verb) Origin - Southeast CT 2007
verb.
1. The act or instance of Walshin
2. To engage in foreplay in a public place (i.e. crowded living room, small bathroom etc.) see- finger blast
3. To engage said foreplay with a family friend of the owner of the house you are currently partying at
4. To engage said foreplay with a girl whose boyfriend is at the same house you are currently partying at
5. To pass or discharge urine on a sofa or love seat which was slept on (by the walsher) the previous night. This is often followed by a swift exit from said location.
6. To hide a pair of boxers (or any undergarment) which were worn during the urination in an undisclosed area of said house.

I need some poon im gonna be walshin later.

Hey why is this couch all wet? some one must have be walshin last night.

(past tense)- I walshed her last night.

walshin by dean9385 December 26, 2008

Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.

"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020

Walshit 

chain of discount stores where you can buy tires and tampons in one visit. Obese women riding in motorized shopping carts wearing Tweety Bird shirts and stretchy pants are often spotted buying sheet cakes and 5 gallon vats of Vlasic pickles for $1 at this store.

I bought a 5 gallon drum of peanut butter for $4 at Walshit.

Walshit by Litl_mama_e October 15, 2009

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

Walshing 

Taking a selfie when you have a normally public place all to yourself.

I was walshing on the train again, which never happens at rush hour.

Walshing by SgtJackrum74 April 19, 2019

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.

Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

washing machine heart by in love with women January 28, 2021