Waleeding

To relentlessly harass with the intent to love-knife. Usually carried out through phone calls, texts, emails, snaps, carrier pigeon, etc.

See also: love-knife

Dude, they only went on one date and he's already waleeding her ass.

by BCM2390 June 4, 2018

Weeding

A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.

I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.

by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

walzering

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

by forging ahead February 27, 2013

waldening

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

by SovieD May 10, 2014

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

by Pickyboots March 1, 2010

waldinger

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

weeding class

A class in college designed specifically to fail students who are not good enough for a particular major. These courses usually have a high failure rate. The students who fail that class are "weeded" out of that major.

He could not major in biology after he failed genetics. Genetics was a weeding class.

by lskatz October 18, 2008