Waltering
Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
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Waltering
Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)
Other versions: walter
Other versions: walter
Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.
Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
Waltering by Fun Sized 18 October 4, 2013
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walzering
Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.
walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013
Watering can
The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007
wandering trader
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021
watering a dead plant
When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021
writering
the act of authorship, the essence of being a writer, of having writerly qualities and possessing writerly skillz, especially in the case of creating fiction
Often includes the believable manipulation of truth, the careful adjustment of events, and the insertion of multi-layered meaning in everything that is said or done, despite the fact that no one else probably gets it.
Often includes the believable manipulation of truth, the careful adjustment of events, and the insertion of multi-layered meaning in everything that is said or done, despite the fact that no one else probably gets it.
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