waldorfing

the act of attacking one's sibling in inappropriate or classy venues after far too many hours of drinking

Chael was escorted from the hotel after waldorfing his brother in suite 31H and bloodying the carpet

by UncleMesa October 21, 2010

Waldorfing

The act of using hotel room drapes to clean your genitals after sex. Women pull the drapes through their legs front to back like a towel (buffing) and guys just use them like a wash rag.

Jamie loves Waldorfing her wet badge in high end hotel curtains to mark her turf!

by Timmaaay December 15, 2020

waldoing around

When a drunk person wanders off and can't be found.

"hey have you seen jim? the kids a mess i'm worried about him"
"nah man, he's waldoing around"

by r_egs November 7, 2007

Waldorfian

Kids, parents of kids & former kids who attend / attended a Waldorf or Steiner school, a movement of schools founded by Rudolf Steiner (the first was in the Waldorf cigarette factory in Stuttgart) in the early 1900's. Lots of the photos one finds of Steiner are a bit severe looking, but rumor has it that he was a hottie, and he may have been taken less seriously by other adults had he wandered around looking like a clown. There are a bunch of Waldorf / Steiner schools in the US as well as other places in the world. Some Waldorfians are hippie-esque in their lifestyle aesthetic & many are tree huggers (amateur or pro), but some are movie stars (who may hug a tree from time to time), and some are even Republicans. The whole idea is that you're eventually supposed to think for yourself instead of copying everyone else, whoever they are at the moment. Being called or referring to yourself as a Waldorfian can be positive or negative depending on tone and whether referring to what's consistent throughout Waldorf Education (e.g. fairy tales told in kindergarten) or a quirk of a particular school's culture.

You knit your own socks? You're such a Waldorfian!

by AgeandTreachery December 28, 2009

Waldorfian

Any person who receives an education at any of the 400 Waldorf Schools located all over the world. They all share the same common morals of recycling, striving to make the world an all-around greener place, and picking organic (even if more costly) over genetically modified, any day. Waldorfians are chill, enjoy cheeba-ing now and again and are bad at math. I think that if the entire human-race were required to go to Waldorf, then there wouldn't be any wars. Waldorfians stand for peace, happiness, and nature and thats what makes them cool.

Money-hungry Business Typhoon: I'm gonna tear down all of these Redwoods and put up a housing development here.
Waldorfian: Dude, I'm gonna do a tree-sit and make it so you'll never get your hands on this land.
Typhoon:I'm gonna sue your ass so you'll be broke.
Waldorfian: Go ahead, I don't need material items. I can live naked. Just as long as I have tofu and water, I'll just keep on truckin'.

by waldorf kid September 27, 2005

Waldorfian

A slang word used by people who are too dim to understand the philosophy behind Waldorf education. I go to a Waldorf school, half my class hates tofu, we didn't even take eurythmy, we obviously know how use computers seeing as i'm writing this now!

Lets see ooohhh yeah, I cooked my dinner in a microwave last night... funny, I didn't find it frightening!

but i do agree with those people who say we are in general, people who like peace, but hell, those people are everywhere! and so are the people who unfortunately don't invest in deoderant!

so just FYI we're normal and i'm glad that i'm comfortable enough with myself to say that i am a waldorfian, and that i don't have to bash people for the school they go to...

you're walking down the isle of the local super market and pass someone wearing tons of peace pins and smells like B.O.

you think: "oh theres a waldorfian"
but just to prove that you right to yourself
you ask: "are you from a waldorf school?"
they answer: "no i go to the local highschool"

example of how people who don't wear deoderant and want peace are everywhere NOT just at waldorf schools

by larkinz March 25, 2008

Waldorfian

Subscribing to a lifestyle/child-rearing/educational philosophy based on the teachings of Rudolph Steiner, a Waldorfian believes that a child's spirit and physical being are at least as important as his/her intellectual being.

The Waldorfian believes there is nothing funny about 14 year old boys wearing flowers in their hair and skipping around a May pole, and is often out of touch with popular culture due to the fact that they "don't do media."

A middle-aged Waldorfian often looks several years older than her chronological age due to sun exposure, an aversion to hair dye, and possibly frequent use of pharmacological substances in her younger years.

A Waldorfian may felt wool that has been naturally dyed in organic vegetable juice, and dress herself and her children in wool hats and socks even in the summer.

He's obsessed with the Wii at his friend's house because his parents are Waldorfian.

by slightlyoutoftouch June 10, 2011