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(adj) - A state of drunkenness severe enough to cause impairment in written or spoken speech. The origin of the word is based upon the incoherent texts that one may send while drunk.
While texting
Bro 1: Good no walbub ong cause th at was last night

Bro 2: How much did you have to drink?

Spoken
Bro 1: I'm feeling walbub

Bro 2: WALBUB
Walbub by Pussy4MyLastMeal March 15, 2024
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Soggy Walburn 

The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal
Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Walburn
Soggy Walburn by ExAmboHugeThighs November 26, 2015
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St. Walburg 

Small town in the middle of god knows no where saskatchewan. Full of wannabe thugs and wangsters. Good for drunken summer nights and doing loser laps around town with underglow...but other than that you go to a lake or lloyd
Person 1: I wanna get drunk and be somebody
Person 2: Go to ST. WALBURG!!
The cutest and most perfect person in the WORLD.
Aahh, I love my wabub! He's the BEST!
Wabub by Mandy Moo June 4, 2004

st.walburg 

a whack ass town where only old hillbilly’s who get drunk every night live it’s full of kids who wanna be cool but just can’t cause mommy and daddy got no money unless ur a larre it’s in the middle of no where saskatchewan and there’s legit nothing so better just drive through here it won’t take long it’s like 2 feet big
guy 1: wanna go to walburg?

guy 2: nah st.walburgs whack man unless u r a drunk hillbilly
st.walburg by walburgkids August 14, 2019
A small fuzz ball
Yo I just yanked a walbus out me hair
walbus by anonymous October 4, 2020
Is a funny, caring, sweet girl who plays sports. She can be a little too serious sometimes, but when you earn her trust take care of it or she will destroy you. She would never do anything to intentionally hurt you, she would go back for you if you fell while being chased by a bear. She’s got family that could make your life miserable so take good care of her. And most of all she’s hot af.
Dude she’s a Walburga, get her now or someone else will.
Walburga by True ass bitch December 18, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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